olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(via sasha-y)

jadeebeezy:

Nothing turns me off more than a man acting younger than his actual age.

(via sasha-y)

ashleydarkness01:

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you expect testicles.